This Is What A Covidiot Looks Like

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By now everyone has seen the clip from the Palm Beach County hearings on mandatory masking to prevent the spread of Covid 19. I am breaking this down in an attempt to find a very thin thread of logic in any of these anti-maskers. This is so far off the sanity curve it's lost trajectory and is hurtling into the sun. You can't make this up!

Here goes. Read and enjoy and share this until we all end up as desperados in Facebook jail:

(1) Ever wonder what 'oversharing' was? This is oversharing. There are parts of your body that should not be 'aired' in public. Ever. No, I do not care if it needs to breathe, you need to cover the kitty. However, it does bring to attention the woeful state of basic first aid training, mine included, as I have no idea what I should do should I find someone lying on the sidewalk with gasping sounds coming from their nether regions. What would one do? Start CPR? No, just no, in fact, I will give that big old hell fucking no and a hard pass.  In the immortal words of Tonto to the Lone Ranger, after the masked man was bitten on the dick by a rattler "Kimo Sabe, you gone die".

(2) Next up we have the proponents of "God's breathing system". While god has no problem conjuring up a being from the dust of the ground or leftover parts, this same god made a respiratory system to fragile and flawed a thin fabric covering renders it inoperable? It sounds like a giant cock up was made in the design department.  Does this mean those scenes in the old Westerns of cowboys trailing herds of longhorns across the west are historically inaccurate?  Any of you anti-maskers ever hear of Brown Lung? Now that Brown Lung has been eliminated by the simple expedience of moving all the sewing factories overseas where they aren't any of those pesky OSHA rules.  A mask would have saved thousands from the disease, but then it would have interfered with god's divine plan for air and breathing and the religious right just couldn't be having with all that...

(3) Here we have it! This tiny little woman wearing blue eye shadow has the entire pandemic sorted! It's not the Kung flu or the Chinese virus, or even Covid-19 causing all the problems, it's, are you ready for this SATAN! (Apologies to the Church Lady)

(4) This lovely Constitutional and religious scholar helpfully points out how our 'god-given' rights are being 'stomped' on by the Communists.

(5) Redshirt lady needs her own video. She goes from Satan to citizen's arrest for violating her version of freedom of choice. Anyone care to wager on what she's going to do as a follow-up? I'm calling protesting at the nearest women's clinic because she 'knows' freedom of choice only works if she approves of it.

(6) Masks are not killing people. Ignorance is killing people, you ignorant twatwaffle.

(7) You cannot escape god by wearing a mask. If you wear a mask, you will be punished by god. Are medical professionals included in this? Would she be willing to undergo surgery in less than sanitary conditions? Do you think she wants the surgeon to sacrifice a chicken before the operation starts?

(8) I am an Army veteran and I cannot recall 'six feet' ever being included in any drill manual I have ever seen. Will someone who recently got out do me a big old favor and refresh my memory over the six-foot military protocol. 

UPDATE:  The good thing about living near a military installation is there is always a GI around to ask. The one I asked was a captain, meaning he survived the Butterbar phase of his enlistment and may even eventually go on to be a good officer. I asked about the 'six-foot military protocol' and got a patented 'what you talking about, Willis' look. He'd never heard of a six-foot military protocol of any sort. The only six-foot protocol was the one for social distancing the state was asking for that to me is common courtesy and common sense. I would dearly love to know where these people find their information. Or maybe not, as I'm not sure if I want to follow that thread down the internet rathole...

(9) Blame it all on Bill Gates and 5G. Does this Covidiot have any idea how surveillance works? Or viruses? Or, I don't know, being a responsible adult? Does she know that iPhone she has shoved in her back pocket tracks her every movement? 

(10) You have got to love the ‘my rights come from god’ contingent.  This woman proudly states that to get her to wear a mask would require someone to “hold her down and put it on”.  I feel another challenge coming on. Anyone care to wager her ‘library’ will contain dozens of volumes best described as ’50 Shades of Drek”.

(11) Then we have the "we the people crowd" concerned children can’t identify sexual predators and sex traffickers if they are masked.  As if a mask was ever needed by a pedophile or any other sexual predator you care to name.   Sexual predators don’t need to hide behind a mask since most of them are already residing in the child’s home.

(12) America, Land of the brave, home of the free! If you are going to quote anything, regardless of content or context, get it right!  It’s “land of the free and home of the brave”.

(13) And last, but not least, the Trump 2020 crowd weighs in. Only Trump can save us from the most recent of a string of Trumpian disasters.  The Office of the President of the United States once embodied everything that was good and right, and just; the de facto leader and spokesperson for the free world, has been usurped, screw that, has been STOLEN by an Orange Buffoon in a bad suit, a man who doesn’t read, doesn’t listen, and obviously doesn’t care?  Covid-19 was brought to the president’s attention half a year ago. Instead of taking precautionary measures that could have saved thousands, if not millions of people from suffering and death, he chose to call the coming pandemic a ‘deep state hoax perpetrated by the Democratic Party’ with the sole purpose of making him look bad as if he needed any help with that.  

(14) We. Are. Screwed.

(15) ANYONE BUT TRUMP IN 2020

Here is the link. I would say have a look and enjoy, except people are still dying and Trump is still out golfing….

And one more addition not found on the Facebook post. Every last one of these doomsday deep state trump is god conspirators is convinced the New World Order is trying to kill us all off with contaminated vaccines and made up diseases, yet they refuse to take the one simple and painless step available to prevent their spread. Y'all are doing the bidding of your mortal enemies by refusing to mask.  Do us all a favor and go the fuck home, sit the fuck down, and shut the fuck up.... And while you're at it, don't breed....